Every once in a while, the crazy nutbag that we all know as R. Kelly puts out a track that is always undeniably catchy. For me, it started with "Ignition", and "Trapped In the Closet" was entertaining until it became a 22-chapter snoozefest. Ultimately though, I'm completely fascinated by this man. He's a straight up weirdo, he has weirdo lyrics & song titles (he has a song called "I Like the Crotch On You", and he does weirdo stuff. Maybe that's why I like him. "Two Seater" is just another one of those club bangers that happens to be created by a crazy man.